Geez...nice, Ug...Four exits!
You are in the very bowels of the cave...don't get piss on you!
Ow! Alright, so it was a bad joke...you don't have to get violent!
Just for that, I'm not going to tell you that I know something dangerous is lurking near by!
What direction?(Don't forget, Ug is confused...the opposite the way you came may not lead you back!)