You are deep...on my map this cave is just about in the center...
"Ug Map Ug?"
Map? Uh, I didn't say map...I said, pap...your pap took me here once and I know this is center.
"Ug Give ug me ug map ug!"
I don't have a ma..."Ug, ug, ug!"...Riiip!!!
Nice going, Ug! Now I don't even know where we are!

What direction?

(Don't forget, Ug is confused...the opposite the way you came may not lead you back!)

North West East South