Hey, Ug...how old are you?
"Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug...."
10? Is that it? I don't think you should be here...
"Uh-uh...Ug, Ug, Ug, Ug..."
Alright, then it's OK.

What direction?

(Don't forget, Ug is confused...the opposite the way you came may not lead you back!)

North East