Hmm...there's some weird white stuff on the walls in this cave.
"Ug? Ug touch...ug, ug"
I wouldn't do that If I were yo...
"UGGGGG!!!!! UG, UG UG! BURN UG! UG UG!"
Don't say I didn't warn you...you better be a little smarter from now on, I sense something nasty near...
What direction?(Don't forget, Ug is confused...the opposite the way you came may not lead you back!)